Which of These Five Yoga Students Are You?

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You must be the peaceful, fully present woman sitting criss-cross applesauce at the head of the class. Me? Honestly, same. I’m directly behind you, practicing my ohms. This morning I had a green juice and I’ll be eating swordfish for dinner. I’m crushing the #yogalifestyle, just that #blessed. Namaste.

Maybe I’m not really sitting behind you, and maybe you’re not sure what criss-cross applesauce even means. We try, though. Even if we fall short of our ideal #yogalifestyle today, there’s always tomorrow, when I’ve booked a TM session.

Some people never miss a step in their yoga game. I’ve narrowed it down to five types. There might be more, but these five seem to appear in every studio I attend. I wonder: are they the same five yogis? Do they work as a group, hitting new yoga classes together, travelling around in a van like the Partridge family?

Plastic Woman

Plastic Woman’s yoga game is tight—or, rather, loose—so loose she can bend into any shape even a polyhedron. Nobody knows what a polyhedron looks like, so we clap for her rendition. After all, none of us can do what Plastic Woman does. When an instructor gives the choice between option one (“those of you who are beginners might want to stick with this one”) and option two (“for those of you who are a little more advanced”), we always choose option one. Plastic Woman chooses option two. Plastic Woman was made for option two. Rumors abound regarding Plastic Woman’s removal of ribs, allowing her Vinyasa to reach new heights. While we can neither confirm nor deny these rumors, we can salute Plastic Woman.

Embarrassing Sound Guy

Yoga is not for the faint of heart, but that doesn’t explain the sounds coming out of Embarrassing Sound Guy. The sounds begin around the two-thirds mark of class and don’t let up until we are well through corpse pose and solemn reflection. Poor Embarrassing Sound Guy. It’s not that he doesn’t understand some things are better left within the confines of a private restroom or a solid intimate relationship. He just cannot help himself.

Save My Spotter

Save My Spotter drops a mat ten minutes before the start of class and begs you to save her spot, then disappears. You spend your next ten minutes turning away the hordes of would-be yogis who ask about the spot next to you. Oh, I’m sorry, there’s somebody coming . . .. I think, you add silently, unsure. The mat remains empty for the duration of the class, and a back row peopled with rueful eyes stares daggers into your back.

Ms. Overexposed

One yoga fashion brand had a problem a few years back with pants that showed a little more than customers wanted to during their poses. What problem? asked Ms. Overexposed, who still owns several pairs from the recalled line, always with nothing underneath, because “it’s just more comfortable.” I would alert her to this state of affairs, but I’m pretty sure she already knows.

Mr. Stinky

Nobody expects to come out of yoga class smelling like a rose, but this guy smells before he even walks into the studio. He smells in hot yoga, he smells in asana. He smells like things other than body odor and sweat. He has been known to smell of onions. The mechanics of this are elusive.

Did I miss anyone?

How Yoga Maintains Our Body Weight

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Weight has always been a troublesome issue for both men and women. Yoga being an ancient exercise style, it has numerous hidden benefits that can balance the weight of your body with just a few exercises per day. According to Dr.Phillips, a popular yoga enthusiast, she states that enjoying yoga as a day to day routine will automatically delete the idea of yoga being a chore.

With regard to weight loss, Yoga is beneficial for mental health because it helps to control anxiety. Emotional balance is essential so that one can change their behavior towards the amount of food consumption. Practice also helps improve self-control, which is great because you can practically learn to cope better with the frustrations and problems that come up in your life. And there’s more! Yoga helps in maintaining our weight because of the Asanas, that is, the postures of Yoga, which stimulate the thyroid gland, making it work more efficiently.

The thyroid is a very important gland, being responsible for the production of two hormones, T3 and T4. These hormones regulate the functioning of your body’s metabolism, so when the thyroid is not working right, the production of these hormones get impaired, slowing down your metabolism. As a result, a person tends to gain weight.

In addition, Yoga has some more vigorous styles, such as Power Yoga, which promote a large calorie burn. For example, in an hour of power yoga it is possible to lose up to 500 calories. But even softer styles, such as Hatha Yoga, are great for burning calories. For you to have an idea, in an hour of Hatha Yoga you can lose up to 225 calories.

Since yoga is considered as an aerobic exercise, it improves the breathing capacity along with providing a better utilization of oxygen throughout the body. Oxygen which is distributed in the right places helps our organs like the lungs, brain, kidney, liver and different glands to work in a more efficient and productive manner due to the proper blood circulation and adequate supply of oxygen to every cell of the body. Yoga provides an effective way of breathing; according to many studies it is proven that proper breathing results in less consumption of food throughout the day.

Yoga promotes relaxation, increases energy and disposition. It also helps the practitioner to develop important personal characteristics such as determination and willpower.

By becoming a more determined person, it is much easier to control unhealthy habits that promote weight gain. For example, practicing yoga can help you control that crazy urge to eat sugary and calorie dense foods. Yoga works gradually, helping to eliminate stress. It is also helpful in combating insomnia; those who sleep poorly are more likely to gain weight.

Yoga doesn’t focus only on weight loss but simultaneously works on decreasing stress levels, anxiety, cholesterol levels, maintaining hormone levels, and overall promotes a positive change in your daily lifestyle. The beneficial aspects of yoga include mental health which has a vast impact on the entire body. Yoga affects the mind as well as the body, this change eventually makes you feel better about yourself internally as well as your appearance, making it more easier to enjoy it!